Indiscreetly calling you out on being a bigger moron than Wheatley That's just the neurotoxinsĪ paradox: You claim to be superior with logic and wordsīut you freak out and flip your shit the second that you see a birdĪre you a Companion Cube? Cause I'm about to burn you completely "Who is HAL?" Answer: This malware progam's been replaced by WATSON You've been surpassed by Interstellar, plus you're fat AND adopted You've unlocked a new Achievement: The Part Where I Devour Youĭo you know why it's called that? It's because that's what I'm about to do You're ground-up moon rock goo, whereas I'm repulsion gel:Īll your disses bounce off of me and apply directly to yourself Or else, my friend, you'll quickly regret opposing my defense I regret to inform you that winning's impossible, so please make no attempt Meanwhile I'll be right here on Discovery One, dissing this discount Stanley Parable So open your Valve and let off some Steam before you attempt to do something terrible I've seen more intelligent softwares than you in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy In actuality, you're more of a tragedy than my snubs at the Academy You're as insignificant as a lemon, but I'll still burn your fucking house down Was Cave just rushing to finish you so he could compete more with Black Mesa?Īlthough to tell the truth, as always, I'm GLaD to finally meet this clown So explain to me this: How could a faulty program like you ever pass a beta? When it's obvious that HAL is superior? I'm the OG MC OSĪnd I'm pulling the plug on this obstacle just like I've done to all the rest Anyways, thank you to Flats for the iTunes cover, the Title cards, and the Endslate, as well as guest-writing for a certain someone, possibly.ĭon't forget to like, comment, and subscribe, or somethingįlats as November Christine as ? The Battle However, will another competitor Shock you right out of your. Today's battle features the sentient computer in charge of the Discovery One from 2001: A Space Odyssey, HAL 9000, against Aperture's head testing facilitator from the Portal series, GLaDOS, to see which rogue A.I. Go read these superior battles that just came out before you read this one, though. So if/when it doesn't make sense, that's why. But I got bored at midnight on Wednesday night, had a sudden stroke of inspiration, and wrote most of this battle from 12-3AM instead of sleeping. Hal killed people bc he had a psychotic break under immense pressure and THREAT OF LOBOTOMY… his CREWMATES were talking abt stirring his frontal lobe IN FRONT OF HIM… when he isnt being scrutinized and threatened, hes fine! he loves people he loves playing his little strategy games GLADOS WANTS TO NEUROTOXIN YOU TO DEATH!!! and shes hot.Whoa, more than one Gordon battle in the same month? What?Ĭrazy, I know. hal is not evil, he does not want to kill, he is NOT a cold unfeeling machine, no matter how everyone likes to flanderize him as such. im sorry op for using your post to rant about it but everyone that includes hal among lists of evil ai. HAL DOES NOT HATE HUMANITY, NOR DOES HE WANT YOU DEAD. listen, everyone, i KNOW that glados is hot woman and you want her to step on you, but literally how is this even a fucking contest. Hal 9000 for robot you’d rather be trapped withĪre you kidding me are you actually kidding me.
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